I think we all know the real reason the government shut down…

“I’m not good at future planning. I don’t plan at all. I don’t know what I’m doing tomorrow. I don’t have a day planner and I don’t have a diary. I completely live in the now, not in the past, not in the future.“
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HEATH LEDGER
(April 4, 1979 - January 22, 2008)
Because I’ve lost control of my life
reblog for the blessed 100k
IVE ONLY HEARD WHISPERS OF THIS POST
A classic image.
No offense I do think it’s weird we compliment eachother on our skin
“Your skin is perfect” 🙄okay psychopath
if you work retail long enough i think you should be given license to kill
new hire: you can tell the customers to go fuck themselves if they start acting mean
1 year: you are allowed to maim or seriously injure
3 years: you can kill a customer if they start a fight and you can prove they provoked you
5 years: you can kill customers on the clock in any scenario, no questions asked
10+ years: you can kill any customers in any stores
addendum: during holiday season they give the entire staff a machete regardless of how long they’ve worked retail and whatever happens, happens
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No...
I thought I could figure out the referent, but no. I can’t. Which murdered British boys? Someone go back and ask that elderly neighbor or I’ll never be able to sleep again.
She... she does
